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Sun, 12 May 2013 12:46:41 -0400

puckquinn: [snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:44:56 -0400

puckquinn:

[snaps head in your direction] DID YOU JUST SAY GAME OF THRONES

thearcanetheory: fuckingrecipes: DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:43:04 -0400

thearcanetheory:

fuckingrecipes:

DO YOU HAVE COMPANY COMING OVER, BUT YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE SMOKE OR YOUR MOLD EXPERIMENTS OR CAT PISS OR SOME BULLSHIT LIKE THAT?

WELL SLAP MY ASS AND CALL ME BRILLIANT, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ISN’T EDIBLE, BUT IT’LL MAKE YOUR HOUSE SMELL LIKE A GODDAMN CHURCH CHOIR SINGING HALLE-FUCKING-LUJAH IN YOUR NASAL PASSAGE! (YOU SHOULD GET RID OF WHATEVER’S STINKING UP YOUR HOUSE IN THE FIRST PLACE AS WELL, MORON)

RUN YOUR CLASSY ASS OVER TO THE STORE AND MAKE SURE YOU’RE PREPARED FOR THE MIND-FUCK OF THIS SHIT. YOU’LL WANT 1 ORANGE, A SMALL BAG OF CRANBERRIES, 3 CINNAMON STICKS, GROUND CLOVES, NUTMEG, 2 LEMONS, ROSEMARY AND VANILLA.

THERE ARE TWO VERSIONS OF THIS THAT YOU CAN COOK, BECAUSE CLASSY-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS NEED VARIETIES IN THEIR LIFE!
THE FIRST IS ‘CHRISTMAS’ AND THE SECOND DOESN’T HAVE A DAMN NAME, BUT IT’S FUCKING WONDERFUL.

ONLY HAVE ONE POT OF THIS SHIT GOING, IT’S CRAZY POWERFUL.

“CHRISTMAS”
CHOP UP THE ORANGE, SKIN AND ALL, BECAUSE YOU DON’T JOKE AROUND WITH THIS SORT OF SHIT.
USE YOUR WARRIOR STRENGTH TO BREAK THE CINNAMON STICKS IN HALF, LIKE YOUR CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF SNAPPING THE FEMURS OF DRAGONS BEFORE YOU SUCKED THE MARROW OUT.
THROW THE ORANGE AND CINNAMON STICK PIECES INTO THE POT, OR IF YOU’RE NOT CONFIDENT WITH YOUR AIM, YOU CAN SET THEM GENTLY INSIDE. SHOVE A SMALL SPOONFUL OF NUTMEG AND A SMALL SPOONFUL OF CLOVES INTO THE POT.

THEN FILL THAT FUCKER UP WITH WATER UNTIL THERE’S ONLY AN INCH OF LEEWAY BETWEEN THE WATER AND EDGE, BECAUSE YOU’RE A DAREDEVIL MOTHERFUCKER.

NOW SET YOUR STOVE TO A LOW-MEDIUM SETTING, AND LEAVE IT SITTING THERE TO MARINATE IN IT’S OWN QUIET ACCEPTANCE OF DEATH. DON’T COVER THIS FUCKER, BECAUSE THE SMELL OF IT IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR ENTIRE GODDAMN HOUSE.

THAT WHICH WILL NOT BE NAMED

THE OTHER VERSION OF BOILING POTPOURRI ONLY HAS LEMONS, ROSEMARY SPRIGS AND VANILLA.

RIP THE LEMON INTO CHUNKS WHILE SOLVING THREE UNSOLVED MYSTERIES IN YOUR HEAD AND YELLING AT YOUR FLATMATE TO LEAVE YOUR OTHER EXPERIMENTS ALONE, THEN BE A CHAMPION BY NOT USING A MEASURING TOOL WHEN SPLASHING 1 TABLESPOON OF VANILLA INTO THE POT.

TOSS IN THE ROSEMARY SPRIGS AFTER YOU’VE STARED THEM INTO SUBMISSION.

FILL THAT SUCKER WITH WATER AND PUT IT ON THE HEAT.

YOU LEAVE IT ON FOR 2 HOURS AT THE START OF THE DAY, THEN TURN IT ON AGAIN AN HOUR BEFORE GUESTS GET TO YOUR HOME AND LEAVE IT ON ALL EVENING.
TAKE A WHIFF UP CLOSE EVERY FEW HOURS, BECAUSE THE FRUIT WILL START TO SMELL WEIRD AT THE END OF THE DAY AND THAT’S WHEN YOU TURN IT OFF.

WHEN YOUR GUESTS ARRIVE THEY’LL HAVE TO STEP BACK AND EXCLAIM “HOLY MOTHERFUCKING TITS, THIS IS ONE CLASSY HOME”

Not gonna lie, I’m mostly reblogging this because reading it is so thoroughly enjoyable.

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Fri, 10 May 2013 20:42:12 -0400

thelesbianguide: Even as a lesbian, I can appreciate that some...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:41:59 -0400

thelesbianguide:

Even as a lesbian, I can appreciate that some men are just dashingly handsome.

likeafieldmouse: Cy Twombly - Scenes from an Ideal Marriage...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:41:45 -0400

likeafieldmouse:

Cy Twombly - Scenes from an Ideal Marriage (1986) - Acrylic and pencil on paper

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Fri, 10 May 2013 20:41:09 -0400

batreaux: rock on

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:54:55 -0400

batreaux:

rock on

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:50:25 -0400

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

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Fri, 10 May 2013 12:47:25 -0400

rose scented bags, bioluminescent mix, uv light, lillies,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:46:01 -0400

rose scented bags, bioluminescent mix, uv light, lillies, fluorescent rope

puerperia: S2

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:45:29 -0400

puerperia:

S2

kryokats: pretzeljesus: Giant Puffball Fungus (Calvatia...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:44:45 -0400

kryokats:

pretzeljesus:

Giant Puffball Fungus (Calvatia gigantea)

pet pet

imprecise: Yael BenDavid

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:43:33 -0400

imprecise:

Yael BenDavid

principatus: fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:43:25 -0400

principatus:

fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me

madeofbutts: misandry

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:41:50 -0400

madeofbutts:

misandry

these bones are on loan.: Some musings on why the tattooing thing seems to get at white people

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:40:57 -0400

these bones are on loan.: Some musings on why the tattooing thing seems to get at white people:

biyuti:

Now. The standard reasons apply so I won’t say too much about them.

(standard reasons: white people feel entitled to everything, don’t seem to know how to history, can’t figure out either context or nuance, don’t recognize anyone’s boundaries but their own, hate being told…

sexxxisbeautiful: disgustinghuman: sterlingsea: cranniesinmybr...

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:14:30 -0400

sexxxisbeautiful:

disgustinghuman:

sterlingsea:

cranniesinmybrain:

techsgtjenn:

usvgi:

rlly important, pls read

Lolita is a really beautiful and important work that is fucking terrifying as shit.

No. Seriously.

BEST SUMMATION EVAH.

Damn. Seriously y’all.

This.

And it really bugs me, belonging to the D/s community, especially as a Little, seeing so many Littles calling themselves “nymphettes” and “lolitas”

What you’re doing with your Dom is consensual, even if it’s consensual play. You enjoy having your Dom. This is what you want.

Dolores was raped. She absolutely did not want this. She was stuck. And HH is a massively unreliable character - any time you read something and went “aw she must’ve loved him after all” you weren’t fucking paying attention.

I’ve been in a relationship disturbing like Dolores’s as a child, and in a consensual D/s relationship. Big fucking difference.

Someone please explain the lolita/nymphette obsession in the D/s community because it’s a sick thing to base it off of.

Oh I love you, Sterling.

This for real.

choodraws: get out

Fri, 10 May 2013 00:05:19 -0400

choodraws:

get out