STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
omg this is the cutest psych study they looked at people holding hands!!! so cute
but really like “please hold hands with this person for science”
aka this is why i like research
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way
Reminder that the creators of Night Vale made their show without any corporate sponsorship or financial compensation other than donations and selling T-shirts and they made it to the number one slot on Itunes and they did it with a godblessed openly queer protagonist and an explicitly dark-skinned love interest thank you and good night.